How you know if you're a noob. (ALL READ)

All right, this topic is all about knowing whether or not if you're a noob.

Questions to ask yourself:
1. Do I find people calling me 'noob' after a round of Mitadake High?
- You're usually NOT a noob if this is the case. Idiots always call you a 'noob' after getting pwnt. So you're good.

2. Do I spell like an infant chewing on a keyboard?
- If so, congratulations. You're a noob.

3. Do I think that I'm the mot intelligent person on BYOND simply because I've encountered a few less-than-remarkable people?
- If you do, then congratulations. You're probably a noob. Either that or you're just full of yourself. Noob.

4. Do I LOVE Death Note because L is hot?
- ...Noob.

5. Do I create random topics on my friend's forums because I'm bored?
-Fucking Noob.

6. Do I use emoticons every five minutes?
-Noob.

7. Am I new to a certain game?
-No. Not a noob. Newbie. There's a difference.

8. Do I use excessive vulgarity?
-Yup. Noob.

9. Do I 'LOL' at things that just aren't laugh-out-loud funny?
-Congrats. You're definitely a noob.

10. DO I CAPITALIZE THINGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?
-Well, this doesn't make you a noob, necessarily. Just OZERO. -inside joke-

11. Do I call people I dislike, '^&*%^&'?
- Not only would you be classified, 'Noob', but I'd ban you from Mitadake High, Chronicles of Norithia, Crystals of Norithia, Task Force, Saw BYOND, and any other game I create in the future.

This was an unesscary topic you know? But this may actually be in your opinion as your definition as "Noob". My definition as to noob is someone who is a sore loser, blames his death on other people...and so on. God i dont like when people do that. Just say good job or....how about a rematch...and so on. (Dont ask me why i keep doing that, it's a habit). But uhm....Yeah! Lets do our best you bunch of newbies! Woohoo.

Matthewkind wrote:10. DO I CAPITALIZE THINGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?
-Well, this doesn't make you a noob, necessarily. Just OZERO. -inside joke-

0ZERO has this habit of spamming my email with porn. : |

12. Do I RK because it makes me feel like I'm superior to others, as opposed to role-playing and showing off my intelligence?
- Uhm.Do I even have to say it?

Why is this topic necessary people should know if they're doing wrong.