How you know if you're a noob. (ALL READ)

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How you know if you're a noob. (ALL READ)

Post  Matthewkind on Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:10 pm

All right, this topic is all about knowing whether or not if you're a noob.

Questions to ask yourself:
1. Do I find people calling me 'noob' after a round of Mitadake High?
- You're usually NOT a noob if this is the case. Idiots always call you a 'noob' after getting pwnt. Razz So you're good.

2. Do I spell like an infant chewing on a keyboard?
- If so, congratulations. You're a noob.

3. Do I think that I'm the mot intelligent person on BYOND simply because I've encountered a few less-than-remarkable people?
- If you do, then congratulations. You're probably a noob. Either that or you're just full of yourself. Razz Noob.

4. Do I LOVE Death Note because L is hot?
- ...Noob.

5. Do I create random topics on my friend's forums because I'm bored?
-Fucking Noob.
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Continuation.

Post  Matthewkind on Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:13 pm

6. Do I use emoticons every five minutes?
-Noob.

7. Am I new to a certain game?
-No. Not a noob. Newbie. There's a difference.

8. Do I use excessive vulgarity?
-Yup. Noob.

9. Do I 'LOL' at things that just aren't laugh-out-loud funny?
-Congrats. You're definitely a noob.

10. DO I CAPITALIZE THINGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?
-Well, this doesn't make you a noob, necessarily. Just OZERO. -inside joke-

11. Do I call people I dislike, '^&*%^&'?
- Not only would you be classified, 'Noob', but I'd ban you from Mitadake High, Chronicles of Norithia, Crystals of Norithia, Task Force, Saw BYOND, and any other game I create in the future.
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Congraulations.

Post  Nine500 on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:31 am

This was an unesscary topic you know? But this may actually be in your opinion as your definition as "Noob". My definition as to noob is someone who is a sore loser, blames his death on other people...and so on. God i dont like when people do that. Just say good job or....how about a rematch...and so on. (Dont ask me why i keep doing that, it's a habit). But uhm....Yeah! Lets do our best you bunch of newbies! Woohoo.
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Re: How you know if you're a noob. (ALL READ)

Post  Hikaru_Tsuki on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:14 pm

Matthewkind wrote:10. DO I CAPITALIZE THINGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?
-Well, this doesn't make you a noob, necessarily. Just OZERO. -inside joke-

0ZERO has this habit of spamming my email with porn. : |

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Re: How you know if you're a noob. (ALL READ)

Post  Matthewkind on Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:12 am

12. Do I RK because it makes me feel like I'm superior to others, as opposed to role-playing and showing off my intelligence?
- Uhm.Do I even have to say it?
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Re: How you know if you're a noob. (ALL READ)

Post  gotron228 on Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:59 pm

Why is this topic necessary people should know if they're doing wrong.
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